Welcome to the guide for the most pretentious, most superior, most interesting form of humor: Sarcasm. Because, let's be real, who needs actual wit when you can just be snarky?
First off, you'll need to understand the basics: The Postmodernist's Dictionary of Sarcasm is a good starting point. It's got the essentials: Eye of the beholder, Context is key, and Sarcasm is just a joke, man.
Next, practice your craft with The Sarcastic Sentence. It's a delicate art form, really. You see, the key is to make it sound like you're not being sarcastic, even when you're totally being sarcastic. Trust me, it's a real challenge.
But don't get too comfortable, because The Sarcasm Paradox is just around the corner. It's a real mind-bender, let me tell you. You'll be like, Wait, am I being sarcastic, or am I just being serious? It's like, who knows, man?
And for the love of all that is postmodern, The Postmodernist's Guide to Subtlety is a must-read. Because, let's face it, subtlety is the new black.
Now, if you're feeling really advanced, you can move on to The Sarcasm Opera. It's like, a real production, man. You'll be like, Oh, the humanity!, but in a totally postmodern way.