Experimental Eggnog Recipe

This is the most avant-garde, the most revolutionary, the most utterly absurd eggnog recipe you shall ever lay eyes upon. Proceed with caution, but mostly with a sense of wonder.

Ingredients:

• 2 cups of milk that has seen some stuff.
• 1 cup of cream that has been to a rave party.
• 1/2 cup of sugar, preferably harvested from the tears of a thousand broken hearts.
• 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract, made from the essence of a thousand vanilla beans.
• 1/4 teaspoon of salt, harvested from the depths of a salt mine.
• 3 large egg yolks, beaten into submission.

Instructions:

1. Boil the milk until it's hot.
2. Make the cream do the cha cha slide.
3. Add the sugar, salt, and vanilla extract. Mix until you're satisfied.
4. Beat the egg yolks until they're almost dead.
5. Pour the mixture into a bowl, then into a blender, then back into the bowl. Repeat until you get bored.
6. Chill, then serve. Or don't. We won't judge.

Optional ingredients:

• A pinch of stardust, for an added celestial twist.
• A dash of moonlight, for an extra lunar oomph.
• A splash of dragon's breath, for that added fiery kick.

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