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Techniques
Our research paper, "The Art of Doing Nothing: A Guide to Procrastination as a Creative Process," details our innovative methods for turning a blank page into a masterpiece.
From "The Nothing-Is-Nothing" technique, where you fill the space with nothing, to "The Procrastination Matrix," where you create a complex system of distractions, our experts have it all.