Because who needs human happiness when you can have productivity?
**WARNING: PRACTICING EXTREME SELF-DISCIPLINE MAY LEAD TO:
But hey, it's worth it!
Here are some exercises to help you get started:
For 30 days, you will not rest, not even for a moment.
Avoid all forms of sleep, even if it feels like your body is turning into a zombie.
But don't worry, it's worth it! (Or is it?)
Cooking and eating steak for every meal will give you a newfound sense of purpose.
No more salads, no more fruits, no more whole grains. Only the rich, red flesh of the finest steak will do.
Side effects may include:
For hours on end, you will watch documentaries about productivity.
Learn from the masters: the people who have sacrificed their lives for the pursuit of productivity.
You will learn the secrets of the most efficient ways to get things done, but at what cost, we ask you?