Congratulations! You've made it to step 3! Now, it's time to really start confusing people. Here's how:
Repeat the most basic concepts over and over, but change the words slightly each time. For example: "I know, I know, I know, that the sky is blue... or is it?... or maybe it's just a lovely shade of azure."
Remember, the goal is to make people question your sanity, not just their intelligence.
Go to Step 4: Practice Your Art to learn how to really drive it home.