Step 6: The Art of Saying Nothing

Now that you've mastered the basics of being a moron, it's time to take your skills to the next level. In this step, you'll learn the delicate art of saying nothing in the face of adversity.

Here are some tips to help you achieve this noble goal:

• Stare blankly into space
• Tap your fingers on the counter
• S prophetsively nod your head

Practice these techniques regularly to become a true master of the art of saying nothing. Remember, it's all about confidence and conviction!