Underhanded U Anchor Staples: Because Your Furniture Isn't Going to Assemble Itself

Welcome to the definitive guide on the underhanded art of Anchor Staples, the unsung heroes of home improvement. These aren't your fancy-schmancy power drills or precision laser guides. No, these are the kind of staples you use when you want to make a statement, to say, 'I'm here, I'm angry, and I've got some underhandedly placed anchor points to prove it.'

Basic Staples Techniques

Learn the basics | Go pro with expert techniques

Stapling in Real Life

Real life examples of underhanded anchor staples

Basic Staple Techniques

This is where the magic happens. Where the novice becomes the expert. Where the underhanded anchor staple finds its true purpose in life.

Step 1: Hold the Board in Place

A board, held in place by an underhanded anchor staple

Step 2: Place the Staple

An underhanded anchor staple, placed with precision

Step 3: Repeat as Necessary

Multiple underhanded anchor staples, placed with reckless abandon