Prankster Etiquette

Etiquette for the mischievous and the merry. Because, let's face it, sometimes you just have to be a little bit of a troublemaker.

Prankster Etiquette is a guide for those who dare to be different, to be a bit of a troublemaker. It's for the pranksters who refuse to be bound by the rules, who live by their own code of honor (or lack thereof).

The Golden Rules

• 1. Always, always, ALWAYS wear a whoopee cushion on Fridays

  You can never go wrong with this one.

• 2. Prank your friends, but never your enemies (unless they're your friends)

  This one's a classic. Just remember, it's all about the timing and the whoopie cushion.

• 3. Never prank the mailman. He's got a job to do, and he's got a gun (just kidding, it's just a mailbag)

  Don't be a hero, be a prankster.

• 4. Prank your significant other, but only on their birthday (and only if you're sure they won't actually kill you)

  Ain't no one got time for a divorce, y'all.

• 5. Prank the boss, but never on a Monday. He's got a meeting, and you don't want to be the one making it awkward

  Just keep it to a Tuesday, and you'll be golden.

Prankster Etiquette: where the rules are meant to be broken, and so are you!

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