Advanced Prankster Proofing Practices
Welcome, advanced prankster proofing engineers! Here are some expert techniques to help you stay one step ahead of the competition.
Prankster-Proof Your Website
- Use a custom 404 page that looks like a normal page, but is actually a trap for the unwary.
- Employ the art of "anti-clickjacking" to protect your precious content from unwanted clicks.
- Make your website so ugly that no one will want to hack it.
Prankster-Proof Your Code
- Use a custom 403 page that looks like a normal page, but is actually a taunt for the hacker.
- Employ the art of "code obfuscation" to make your code look like a jumbled mess, thereby deterring would-be hackers.
- Use a code reviewer that only accepts "yes" answers, thereby ensuring that your code is always perfect.
Prankster-Proof Your Network
- Use a custom DNS server that only resolves to a single IP address, but with a fake domain name.
- Employ the art of "packet sniffing" to detect and deflect incoming attacks.
- Make your network so slow that no one will even bother to try and hack it.
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