Prankster Proofing 101: Because Adults Need to Learn to Prank Their Kids, Too

Step 1: Gather Materials

You'll need:

A whoopee cushion
A water gun
A fake spider
A whooshing sound effect device

Optional:

A whooshing sound effect machine that also plays the Macarena
A fake vomit bag

Step 2: Set Up Your Prank

Choose a target, like your kid, or a coworker who really needs a good prank.

Set up your whooshing sound effect device and whoosh it loudly.

Next, release the whoopee cushion, but only if the room is sound-proofed.

Finally, release the fake spider and watch as your target runs for their life.

Step 3: Prankster Proofing

To Prankster Proof, you need to think ahead.

Anticipate the whooshing, the farting, and the spidering.

But most importantly, Prankster Proof your kids, because they will one day be you.

Prankster Proofing for Experts | Prankster Proofing for Kids Note: This page is a satirical example and should not be taken as actual advice on how to prank people. Pranking can be hurtful and damaging, and should be avoided.