Features We Don't Have
- No ads, because who needs ads?
- No pop-up windows, because your eyes can't handle it.
- No annoying auto-play video, because you hate yourself.
- No pointless surveys, because who cares about your opinions?
Features We Do Have
- A 404 page that's not a 404 page.
- A "they have no features" page that's not a "they have no features" page.
- A sense of existential dread.