Welcome to the Sizing Chaos Theory Chart, where sizes are meaningless and everything is a mess.
| SIZE (in units that don't really matter) | DESCRIPTION (of utter confusion) |
|---|---|
| XL | We don't even know, just pick something big, we guess. |
| XS | It's smaller than XL, but only slightly. Don't ask us. |
| L | The classic "I give up" size. Just take it and go. |
| XL-XXL | We lied about the sizes. There's just a bunch of random numbers. |
Don't worry, the sizes are just a suggestion. Or not. Or maybe they're not even that.
Go to the Un-Size-ist Utopia for more size-less fun.
Learn more about Sizelessness Theory, the ultimate guide to giving up on measurements.