Cow Puns: The Udderly Amusing Puns

Why did the cow go to the gym? To get some udder exercise!

What do you call a cow with a bad memory? A moo-sserine.

Why did the cow go to the dance? To get some moove over!

Why did the cow start a band? Because it wanted to be a-moo-sic star!

Why did the chicken go to the doctor?

What did the cow say to the beef?

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