Clucking Good Puns

Welcome to the farm, where the egg-cellent puns are always egg-static!

Don't egg-xpect us to be serious, folks!

Why was the chicken egg-ecting? Because it was a fowl mood!

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath!

Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!