The Ultimate Guide to Dead Squirrel Manipulation

Step 1: Identify Your Squirrel

Step 2: Establish Trust

Step 3: Use High-Carb Snacks to Lure Them In

And Now, The Moment of Truth:

Call the Squirrel's Agent, a Wise and Trusty Old Squirrel named Squeaky

Visit Squeaky's Contact Page to learn more

Or, if you're feeling bold, try The Squirrel Squirrel Squad for some expert-level advice

But wait, there's more! Visit The Prankster Prophets for a glimpse into the ancient art of Squirrel Manipulation