You've reached step 3 of our 5-Step Prankster Program. Congratulations! You're getting close to achieving Prankster Nirvana.
At this stage, you'll be calling the cops to report a completely fabricated emergency.
Grab your phone and dial 911 (or your local equivalent). When the operator answers, say something like:
"Hello, I'd like to report a suspiciously suspicious squirrel in my neighbor's backyard. It's wearing a fedora and looks very suspicious."