Deliberately give the most convoluted, over-the-top answer possible to any question, just to see how long it takes for your client to realize you're not actually helping.
Learn MoreMake every phone call, text, or email take 5 minutes longer than necessary to respond, just to drive your clients to the brink of madness.
See the MethodRandomly yell "YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!" at the top of your lungs in the middle of a meeting, just to keep things interesting.
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