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Tactics

Tactic 1: The Overly-Accurate Answer

Deliberately give the most convoluted, over-the-top answer possible to any question, just to see how long it takes for your client to realize you're not actually helping.

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Tactic 2: The Unending Delay

Make every phone call, text, or email take 5 minutes longer than necessary to respond, just to drive your clients to the brink of madness.

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Tactic 3: The Sudden, Unpredictable Outburst

Randomly yell "YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!" at the top of your lungs in the middle of a meeting, just to keep things interesting.

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