The Art of Dismemberment: A Prankster's Guide

Welcome, fellow pranksters! Today, we're going to explore the art of dismemberment - the subtle art of removing limbs from unsuspecting victims.

Step 1: Choose Your Victim

Identify a suitable target for your prank - someone who will least expect it.

Consider factors such as their social standing, the location, and the time of day.

Step 2: Select Your Dismemberment Tool

From our extensive collection of dismemberment tools, choose the one that best suits your prankster needs.

Be it a pair of bolt cutters, a trusty hacksaw, or a reliable pair of wire cutters.

Step 3: Execute Your Plan

Approach your victim, and with a confident smirk on your face, dismember their limbs with finesse and precision.

Take note of their reactions - the shock, the anger, the fear.

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