Prank Call Tactics 102: The Art of Annoying Your Friends

Chapter 1: The Classic "Is That a Bird?"

Start by calling your friend and asking, "Is that a bird?"

Wait for a few seconds, then ask, "No, seriously, is that a bird?"

Repeat this process until your friend is confused and annoyed.

Chapter 2: The Reverse Prank Call

Call your friend and pretend you're calling from the library, saying "I've got a book on the shelf, but I'm not sure if it's a book... is that a book?"

When they ask what book, respond with, "Uh, I'm not sure, but it's got a lot of pages!"

Chapter 3: The Fake Emergency

Call your friend and say, "Hey, I just got a call from the police department. They're looking for you."

When they ask what it's about, respond with, "I don't know, but they said it's urgent!"

When they ask you to call back, say, "I'm on my way, but I've got to stop at the store to pick up some milk."

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