The Great Pizza Delivery Prank Call Script 3-1: The Revenge

Calling a pizza delivery service to order 400 large pizzas, each with extra anchovies.

Start the call by asking for the order number, then proceed to ask for increasingly ridiculous modifications to the order, such as:

• Can I get extra anchovies on every pizza, but only on Tuesdays?
• Can I get a side of extra anchovies, but only on the left side of each pizza?
• Can I get the anchovies delivered on the back of a unicorn, but only if the unicorn is wearing a top hat?

When the pizza delivery person starts to get suspicious, ask them to speak to the "Manager" and have them repeat the order back to them.