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Welcome, fellow pranksters! Are you tired of living in a world that doesn't take itself seriously? Do you dream of making the world a more ridiculous place, one prank at a time?
It's time to get your dino-mite party on! Invite all your friends, decorate the living room with cardboard boxes and streamers, and charge $50 per person for a plate of nachos.
It may seem crazy, but it works! Collect all your old Popsicles, dust off the freezer, and sell them to the local antique collector for a pretty penny. Don't ask me how I know.
Remember when these little guys were all the rage? Now they're worth a fortune! Just be prepared to explain to your spouse why you spent your entire paycheck on a bunch of plastic animals.
It's a thing of the future! Collect all your old rocks, polish them up, and sell them to the local art collector for a pretty penny. Don't ask me how I know.
Learn more about starting a rock collection that'll make you a millionaire!