Pre-Existing-Condition-Excuses

A.D.D. (Always Doing Dishes)

It's not procrastination, it's just a pre-existing condition.

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A.D.D. Subpage

It's not that you're just really, really interested in doing the dishes. It's science.

C.B.R. (Crazy Busy Routine)

I'm not lazy, I'm just on a tight schedule.