It's not my fault! I'm allergic to mornings. It's a real thing, I swear.
I've got Morning-itis, it's like hay fever but with more caffeine.
My symptoms include:
- Extreme sensitivity to sunrise
- Excruciatingly poor reaction to alarm clocks
- Uncontrollable urges to go back to bed
Don't worry, I'm not lazy, I'm just... conditionally challenged.
Irreparably Deaf: Because mornings are just too loud Inherently Overweight: Because all those extra blankets weigh a lot Chronically Busy: Too much on my plate, literally