Alternative Therapy Options

Warning: The following options are not actual medical treatments and may not be effective.

1. Extreme Irony Therapy

A therapy that involves embracing the absurdity of life's circumstances.

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2. Time-Traveling Regression Analysis

A therapy that sends you back in time to relive the same boring conversation you had with your aunt at last year's family reunion.

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3. Mandatory Nostalgia Workshops

A therapy that involves watching reruns of old TV shows and eating Cheetos.

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