A Guide for the Modern Procrastinator
Are you tired of actually accomplishing things? Do you find yourself constantly citing pre-existing conditions to get out of, well, everything? Congratulations, you're in luck! This page is dedicated to the art of crafting the perfect excuse.
- Headache of the Month - A rotating selection of headaches to choose from.
- Pre-Existing Condition Cocktail Pairing Guide - Find the perfect excuse to go with your favorite beverage.
- Headache Hierarchy: A Ranking of Suffering - Compare your headaches with the greats.