You're not just experiencing a headache, you're not just feeling tired, you're experiencing Exacerbated by Caffeine. It's not just a side effect, it's a full-on assault on your senses.
You're not just a functioning member of society, you're a Caffeine-Fueled Zombie.
Don't bother trying to Self-Diagnose, just Stock Up on the painkillers, pronto.
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