"I'm sorry I forgot my homework, but my family has a genetic predisposition to procrastination."
Procrastination Is a Genetic Disorder"I'm running late because my family has a pre-existing condition of being perpetually lost in the woods."
We Get Lost All the Time"I'm not paying attention because my family has a pre-existing condition of having the attention span of a goldfish."
We Can Only Hold It for 5 Minutes