My pet, a majestic creature of discerning taste, is demanding attention and belly rubs. I'm not kidding, it's a real thing. I'm talking 24/7 belly rubs, 3am snack runs, and an endless supply of treats. It's like they're trying to drive me insane!
But, let's be real, who needs human interaction when you have a pet that's secretly a tiny overlord demanding worship and adoration? Not me, that's who!
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