Here at Pre-Existing Condition Excuses Inc., we understand that sometimes life can just get in the way.
It's not my fault I'm always tired, I just can't digest my food properly.
I'm not lazy, I just have a pre-existing back condition that prevents me from doing anything.
I'm not stuck in a time loop, I just have a temporary permanent condition.
Don't try to fix it, just make up a new excuse.