Pre-Fart Predictors is a revolutionary new service that predicts when your flatulence will occur, allowing you to plan your meals, your social events, and your relationships with tact.
We employ the latest in artificial intelligence and gut-scientific research to analyze your eating habits and body chemistry, providing you with accurate and reliable fartin' predictions.
We offer a range of subscription plans, each with its own unique set of features:
No. Once you've subscribed, there's no going back. You've been warned.
Sorry, buddy. No free gifts. But you will receive our patented Pre-Fart Predictors app with a built-in fart-silencer.