Top Secret Sauce Recipes

Welcome to the Pre-Game Food Frenzy, where the art of sauce-making meets the science of procrastination! Click here for the world's most epic BBQ sauce recipe, but only if you're willing to risk your taste buds.

But wait, there's more! Check out our:

Spicy Salsa of Sedition for the perfect accompaniment to your morning tortilla chips
Mayo-Mystique, for when you're feeling fancy and don't know what to make
Chimichurri of Chaos, for when you're feeling like a wild child

And if you're feeling extra fancy, check out our

Secret Sauce Society page for the most exclusive, the most elite, the most utterly useless sauce-making community on the web.