Welcome, Slider Enthusiasts! We've got a CLASSIFIED menu for the most daring sliders out there! Don't tell anyone, but we've got:
- The Green Goddess Slider (Avocado, Feta, and a hint of despair)
- The Mystery Meat Slider (A pinch of love and a dash of regret)
- The Quantum Slider (A taste of tomorrow, a pinch of yesterday, and a dash of "what's it all mean?")