Are you feeling soulless? Do your thoughts feel like they're trapped in a never-ending pit of existential dread? Don't worry, friend! We're here to guide you through the pre-soul-check process.
Learn how to prevent your soul from getting lost in the void. Or, you know, just wing it and see what happens.
Discover the secret techniques to keep your soul from withering away like a forgotten avocado. Don't say we didn't warn you.
A: It's like that thing in your chest that gets all wobbly when you're feeling down, man. Sort of like a fluffy cloud, but more... squishy.
Learn more about the mystical essence that is you. Or, you know, just shrug and eat a bagel.
Don't worry, we won't judge you if you don't know what the soul is. Yet.