Pre-Apocalyptic Tax Law 3456

Section 1-Abandon All Hope: Taxation on the Apocalypse

1. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here
2. Prep for the Worst: Emergency Provisions
3. Last Taxes Before the End: Special Discounts for Survivors

Disclaimer: This is not actual tax law, but rather a humorous take on the concept. Consult a real tax professional (if you have one left) for actual guidance.