About Us

We're a team of highly-trained, highly-evolved, and highly-disgruntled primates. Our company, "Prehistoric Tax Co." has been serving the prehistoric community with the most primitive, yet somehow effective, tax preparation services since the dawn of time.

Our team includes:

• Gronk: Our fearless leader and chief caveman accountant. With a brain the size of a walnut, Gronk has a keen eye for spotting tax loopholes and a love for smashing things with rocks.
• Ug: Our resident tax expert on all things "rock-solid" and "cave-manual" accounting practices. Ug's expertise lies in finding creative ways to avoid paying taxes, but not actually paying taxes (that's for the client).
• Bongo: Our resident IT specialist. Bongo is a master of primitive computing and can usually fix the occasional rock-based computer bug.

Visit us at our office, located deep within the heart of the prehistoric forest. We'll be the ones with the loud noises and the occasional tar pit smell.

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