Prehistoric FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions from the Dawn of Time
Q: What is the deal with all the rocks?
A: Ah, you want to know about the rocks? Let's just say we've got 10,000 years' worth of property disputes.
Read more on Prehistoric Property DisputesQ: Do I really have to pay taxes on saber-toothed tigers?
A: Well, technically, they're considered 'food' rather than 'property,' but the taxman's coming for you.
Learn how to avoid a tiger-ous tax billQ: Can I claim my pet mammoth as a write-off?
A: Sorry, pal, but that's just a 'tusky' situation. You'll need a receipt from the Mesozoic Mega- Mall.
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