TAX TIPS FOR THE PREHISTORIC

Because your ancestors were too busy hunting mammoths to learn math

Caveperson's Guide to Prehistoric Tax Planning

• Don't pay taxes in mammoth ivory, they depreciate over time.
• Keep receipts for your saber-toothed tiger hunts, you might get reimbursed.
• Prehistoric deductions: only for those with a valid club membership.
• Don't try to claim your rock as a business expense, it's not a "rock-solid" business.