Because, let's be real, even in the Prehistoric Era, the government still found ways to make you pay up.
Don't forget to file your tax return on time, or risk facing the wrath of the T-Rex Auditor:
Or, if you're feeling fancy, try the Mammoth-Loophole:
But be careful, or you might end up in a Trilobite Returns audit:
And don't even get me started on the Stegosaurus-Standard Deduction...
Prehistoric Pensions Spinosaurus Savings Plan T-Rex Tax Deferred