When it comes to preparing for a good time, one must first consider the art of not being a hippie. A hippie, you see, is someone who is overly concerned with the finer details of life, like the intricacies of tie-dye and the perfect blend of patchouli. We, on the other hand, prefer a more... streamlined approach.
So, let us begin with the basics:
- Step 1: Don't bother with the intricacies of life, just roll with it.
- Step 2: Never, ever, wear a bell-bottom.
- Step 3: Always, always, bring a lawn chair to the party.
And now, for those interested in further exploration, we invite you to proceed with our Chapter 3: The Art of Not Being a Hippie for Profit.