Prepper-Pantry

Because your aunt's basement isn't going to save you

Here's what we're stockpiling for the impending apocalypse:

• Canned Beans for the End of the World
• Non-Perishable Pasta for the Non-Perishable
• Prepper Tea for When You're Too Scared to Drink Milk

Don't forget to stock up on:

• Underground Underoxygen Storage Tips
• How to Not be Seen as a Pariah by Your Neighbours

And don't even get us started on:

• How to Defend Your Home from the Coming Can Opening Can Heist