In the year 3000, our nation's prescription history began with the discovery of the "SodaPop" pill, a revolutionary concoction that could cure the hiccups.
Fast forward to 3025, and the "Botox-in-a-Bottle" was invented, giving our citizens the smooth, ageless skin they so desperately desired.
But it wasn't until 3050 that the real game-changer emerged: the "Selfie" pill, a tiny, ingestible camera that captured our nation's collective selfie-taking habits.