Prevent-Prevent-Tech Meetings: Where Ideas Go to Die

Our Mission: To Waste Time, Not Productivity

We're not just a tech company, we're a time-sucking vortex that sucks the life out of your schedule. Our team of expert procrastinators will guide you through the most unproductive meetings you've ever attended.

Popular Meetup Topics:

• Overly Complicated Project Management
• The Death of Actual Work
• Bureaucracy Bash

Upcoming Meetups:

• Wednesday: "The Art of Doing Nothing" (Free coffee and stale donuts)
• Thursday: "The Benefits of Second-Guessing Every Decision" (Free therapy session)

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