Principle 5: Honor Your Words

A principle of questionable taste, but excellent intent.

Avoid Being a Word-Weasel

Don't be like the chameleon that changes color to match your surroundings. Stay true to your words, even when they're uncomfortable.

Remember, authenticity is key. Unless you're trying to sell a timeshare in a retirement community, then it's all about the commission.

Case Studies: When Weaseling Words Worked

Recovering from the Trauma of Word Weaseling