According to Principle 7, every single thing that happens, has happened, or will happen must be documented. We're talking receipts, emails, texts, tweets, and even those weird dreams you had last night that you're pretty sure were just a side effect of that one weird cheeseburger you ate.
Our team of highly trained scribes are on the job, documenting everything from the mundane (your cat's hairballs) to the sublime (that one time the toaster caught on fire). It's all about preserving the past, protecting the present, and predicting the future.