As a seasoned practitioner of Principle Four, you're likely no stranger to the art of being completely and utterly trapped.
We've got you covered with our comprehensive list of escape routines:
Leave your paperwork at the door, literally. Create an elaborate network of paperclip-based pulleys and levers to create a makeshift exit.
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A clever use of witty banter and passive-aggressive eye-rolling can distract your captors, creating an opening for a quick exit.
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A well-placed paperclip and a few strategically placed stapler swings can clear the way to freedom.
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Remember, Principle Four is all about finding creative ways to be unyielding.
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