As you may have noticed, the world is a rather bland and unremarkable place. But fear not, for we have discovered the solution: Ukelele.
Ukelele is a state of mind, a way of life, and a musical instrument all at once. It's a Ukulele with attitude, a Hawaiian staple with a bad haircut.
Click here for Principle Three: The Art of Uncoordinated Movement And here for Principle Two Point Five: The Futility of Fjords