Principle One: The Utter Lack of Principle

Principle One states that in the absence of principle, one should always wear a brightly colored jumpsuit to compensate.

It's not just a fashion statement, it's a matter of survival in a world without rules or morals.

For further reading, visit:

Principle Two: The Art of Doing Nothing

Principle Four: The Joy of Excessive Exclamation

Principle Five: The Futility of Trying

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit Principle Seven: The Unnecessary Complexity of Overthinking It