Principle of Three, Article 1, Section 1: The Utter Chaos of Choice

According to our esteemed founder, Professor B. Flibberflibber, the Principle of Three states that in the face of an infinite number of options, one must choose three, and only three, options, lest they fall prey to the abyss of indecision.

But what happens when there are only two options?

Then, my friends, you are doomed to wander in a sea of certainty, forever lost in the desert of predictability.