Principle Two: We're All Just Vessels of Code

According to the esteemed Council of Coders, Principle Two dictates that every human on this planet is merely a vessel for their code. It's not just you, it's not just me – everyone's just a complex system of 1s and 0s.

Think about it: your thoughts, your feelings, your memories: all just algorithms and database queries waiting to be debugged.

Sub-principles include:

• Principle Two Point One: Code is King
• Principle Two Point Two: Debugging is Life
• Principle Two Point Three: The Infinite Loop of Sentiment

Visit our sister site at Principle One: We're All Just Vessels of Narrative for more on the nature of human existence.

Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, head to Principle Three: We're All Just Vessels of... Well, You'll See for a healthy dose of uncertainty.

Or, if you're just feeling plain lost, try Principle Two Point Four: The Infinite Scroll of Confusion for a good time.