The Great Galactic Bureaucracy's Privacy Policy

We collect your data like we're collecting space trash on a space station. prophets.

What We Collect

Our server logs are like the galaxy's most extensive collection of space rocks.

Why We Collect It

Because we can. Because we must. Because we're not really sure why, but it sounds like a good idea.

Also, because our lawyers told us to.

What We Do With It

We'll use it to send you targeted ads for intergalactic insurance policies and space-based snack food.

How To Opt Out

Don't bother, we'll just assume you're already out.

Learn more about our disclaimer, which is like, totally not a thing.

Check out our frequently asked questions, or don't, we don't really care.